Modified wedding vows: “To have and to hold until death do us part…or this afternoon.”

Posted by Amy on 30 Jun 2009 at 12:55 pm | Tagged as: WTF

In a bizarre turn of events, a Polish couple wed in a civil ceremony, promptly got into a physical altercation (he tried to cut off her hair with a kitchen knife) which led to a restraining order and subsequent annulment of the marriage carried out earlier in the day.

This is precisely why 50% of marriages fail. Maybe her friends can get her this “Just Divorced” blinking black satin sash to celebrate. Apparently the discreet gift is a best seller at the Divorce Party Supply store.



“I don’t want your stupid meatless cookie”

Posted by Amy on 25 May 2009 at 09:25 pm | Tagged as: Beautiful People

This cartoon spoof of the Real Housewives of New York is amazing:

Thanks to my favorite HIT (housewife-in-training), Allie.



We may be the fattest nation, BUT

Posted by Amy on 14 May 2009 at 02:00 pm | Tagged as: WTF

…at least we aren’t the sluttiest! According to new reports, despite across the board increases in birth rates, Northern European countries, with Iceland leading the way, have way more unwed mothers than the U.S.–yay us!

However, those high school girls in MA certainly aren’t helping.



Since we’re all going to die of swine flu

Posted by Amy on 01 May 2009 at 02:18 pm | Tagged as: Genius

…we might as well laugh.* Andrew Sullivan summed it up nicely with this classic Pooh tidbit:

*Despite what Vice President Joe Biden says, I think this is seriously blown out of proportion.



Keep your fingers crossed

Posted by Amy on 28 Apr 2009 at 01:47 pm | Tagged as: Beautiful People

Tools

Tools

Heidi and Spencer from the Hills are on their first trip as (legal) husband and wife in Mexico. How timely…

Clearly, Spencer Pratt needed to tell someone about it so he called Ryan Seacrest to give him the lowdown; the couple is in Cabo and apparently:

“wearing face masks everywhere we go. We’re in isolation, we’re in full hiding.”

Good. Keep it that way. If we’re lucky they will be quarantined there indefinitely with swine flu.



FML Story of the Day

Posted by Amy on 20 Apr 2009 at 02:04 pm | Tagged as: WTF

I saved the JPEG of the “I am terrified of Chinese people” Google search on the desktop of my loaner laptop that I returned this morning.  To my Asian IT guy.

Looks like I won’t be getting that new computer monitor I’ve been pining after anytime soon.



Just because

Posted by Amy on 19 Apr 2009 at 11:02 pm | Tagged as: Genius

Gotta love auto-complete:

True Story

True Story

 

 



“I actually have over $400 in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro Miles which I’m very proud of.”

Posted by Amy on 14 Apr 2009 at 12:13 pm | Tagged as: Beautiful People

My respect level for Lindsay Lohan just rose exponentially…granted it was incredibly low to start, but still. Lindsay Lohan debuted her Funny or Die video about her dating troubles yesterday and it’s hilarious. Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.

She still needs some serious help and a mother who actually cares about her well-being, but good for her:



Live blogging from the Acela Express

Posted by Amy on 14 Apr 2009 at 10:34 am | Tagged as: Genius

Rarely do I post about my own life, but sometimes I come across things in my day-to-day that deserve mentioning. Today, I am headed up to NYC for the three-day Road Show at Grand Central Station (12-6 p.m. Wednesday through Friday if you’re in the area). I just ran into a very entertaining individual during my travels…

I don’t know his name, but I presume it’s something like Chuck or Nate, probably since he is what I think a grown up Gossip Girl character would look like: judging from his reading glasses, I’d say he’s in his late 30’s/early 40’s, attractive and well-dressed (although he’s wearing a Department of Homeland Security pin on his lapel which is a bit strange—maybe he thinks Amtrak security will take it easy on him?), and repeatedly checking his Blackberry Storm while reading the Wall Street Journal.

While I have not spoken to Chuck/Nate, judging from his brief cell phone conversation, he’s definitely in finance. Some highlights from his call:

  1. He calls everyone “brother”
  2. He loves Facebook and “dove right in”: he has over 100 friends!
  3. He’s concerned about his executive friend at Freddie Mac who may be subjected to a pay cap–probably about $500,000 which Chuck/Nate thinks is just horrible. Fortunately, he’s not worried since he’s in the private industry (see picture?).
Normally, I hate the train, but this is cracking me up. Alas, my friend is getting off in Baltimore for all sorts of important meetings so sadly I’m nearing the end of the line with him. 


Well that didn’t take long

Posted by Amy on 13 Apr 2009 at 12:05 pm | Tagged as: Etc.

The Duggar family is expanding. But this time it isn’t “clown car” Michelle who’s expecting, it’s the eldest son Josh and his new bride Anna, who looks freakishly like his sisters.

The young couple made the annoucement on the Today Show this morning. They’re thinking of using “M” names instead of continuing the biblical/porn star  ”J” names like his parents. Way to think outside of the box, kids.

P.S–since having one family website wasn’t enough, Josh and Anna created their own site. Even though they need some serious help with layout, it’s still entertaining. I am definitely purchasing a copy of Before You Meet Prince Charming: A Guide to Radiant Purity, found under the Marriage Tools section.

P.P.S- I stumbled across the couple’s Walmart wedding registry. Since they requested it, I will be sending a 20 oz Sprite as a belated gift.



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